What to say when there is nothing to say…
Probably the most common statement found on the millions of blogs floating around the WWW is (and I paraphrase) “Forgive me followers for I have sinned… It has been umpteen days since my last post.” This is usually followed by a number of excuses that range anywhere from “My dog died and he was the only one who knew my WordPress password.” to “My mom’s boyfriend pawned my laptop to buy ZZ Top tickets when I was away at Fat Camp.”
Well, my story is really no different. “Some oil-soaked billionaire d-bags hijacked my favorite sports team, leaving me and thousands of former NBA fans angry and heartbroken.” That, and I haven’t really had much to say beyond an occasional tweet.
Today, I asked myself why that is. Why so quiet? For a while, I had a really good excuse - even better than ZZ Top tickets. I was working with a company that I knew was following my blog and everything I wanted to say was either restricted by NDA, or just better kept to myself.
But, that is no longer the case. Now I am a relatively free man (subject to change). So, I could in theory say whatever the hell I want. For instance, I could say “Brian in Accounting is having an affair with Jill in Marketing.” But that would be wrong - because it (probably) isn’t true, and besides Brian’s divorce is nearly final and Jill’s fiancé Karl is stationed in Afghanistan (girls have needs too, you know).
Hmmm, I seem to have drifted off topic. Let’s forget about Brian and Jill’s torrid affair for the moment, because, as I mentioned before, it never really happened (probably). I think the real issue is a little larger (for me). Specifically, that this, my primary blog, is also my ‘professional’ blog. What I say here is intended to be a combination of verifiable facts and my own reasonably informed personal opinions that I would not mind having my peers read. As such, this isn’t really a forum for personal rants or criticism. This is ‘the high road’. Here, I like to follow the ‘Cowboy Bob’ rule “If you can’t say anything nice, don’t say anything at all.”
Ok, so no office gossip, no personal rants, limited criticism, no confidential ‘inside’ information, no petty complaining about my favorite team being hijacked by oil-soaked billionaire d-bags… check, check and double check. But what does that leave?
How about a really cool (albeit dry) snippet of code:
// Reversing an array using the map() method public function reverseArr (item:*, i:int, array:Array):String { return array[array.length-(1+i)]; } var helloArr:Array = ["H","e","l","l","o"];// because strings don't behave like arrays in ActionScript trace (helloArr.map(reverseArr).join(""));// "olleH" // 'join("")' removes commas
Magic, eh?






